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This trip was a long time coming after missing the May trip and last Octobers debacle, and I'm glad to say that we had a great time. As in past trip reports, I will leave the resort descriptions and Hedo2 and 3 comparisons to other peoples reports. The plane ride was thankfully uneventful and we rode the bus with Mike & Randi and Don & Lori. It was a little scary when we left the airport on the bus and saw all those people demonstrating and the police with machine guns and bullet proof vests. Luckily we got right thru that though. We arrived at Hedo and "The Welcoming Committee" was there to greet us with drinks. Thanx Chuck, Marci, Lisa, Charlie and of course Wild Walt. Got the room situation straightened out. Can you imagine putting ME on the Prude side!!!! Anyway, spent the first day saying hello to all and getting drunk. Usually the first day I'm either in bed by 10 or passed out by 7:30 but we were up until I think about 2 am.

Monday, as most days, were spent quality hanging at the pool. We had our welcoming party which was fun and Robyn did a great job hosting it. I loved the gift that I got. I have it hanging over my bed along with Laurels whip. Guess this Kink stuff is starting to rub off. Monday night was Luau night. We all dressed in grass skirts. I guess the coconut bras were very uncomfortable because most of the Wild Bunch girls lost them and went topless. I had fun watching the looks for the other guests checking us out. I love that shit but more on that later. Monday night at the pool was one of my high points of the week. Mistress Vendetta, the girl who I was scared that she might tie me up and whip me if I looked at her the wrong way got me 2 drinks from the bar....cool!!

Tuesday afternoon we did our first Funnellator attack from the top of the Scotch Bonnet. A couple of the staffers, who I won't mention names, got into the action too. The highlight was attacking the Singles cruise that was leaving the dock at the same time we were there. Eyewitness accounts report a few direct hits into the boat. Tuesday we did Pasterfari with Doug & Shelly and learned all about NASCAR. All about sponsors and mechanics and good guy drivers and bad guy drivers. And all this time I thought it was just about a bunch of guys going fast and making left turns for 3 hours. PJ night after that. I wasn't going to do it this time by some of the old time Wild Bunchers kept asking me to stick the glow stick up my ass again so........ On to Wedsnday.

Wedsnday afternoon was one of the best times all week. All the people who brought water guns had them at the pool that afternoon and had one hellaious water gun fight. NO ONE was safe, especially ANYONE who came near the nude pool with clothes on!! Any of the "Hated Prudes" got soaked that day!! We had the Quad invasion and put the Funnellator to good use. People in the Quad section will learn to close their windows in the future. We got a couple of water balloons right thru the windows over there. We also attacked the lobby with water balloons after the Quad invasion. Wedsnday night was 70's night. We ate at the Japanese restaurant with Doug & Shelly, Andy & Cheryl, And V and Anthony. Had some good music talk with Anthony. I still can't figure out how you knew I played bass.

Thursday Morning we robbed the Hedobucks girl(Sly) and came away with some rum, coffee, and a big bag of chips!!! After that I put the finishing touches on my room for the room decorating contest. I was really gunning for 1st place after coming in second last year. Missed dinner because we stayed in the room waiting for the judges on account we had 50 candles burning in the room and didn't want to leave them burning unattended. I figured if we burned down the room we'd get disqualified. After we went to the dining room and boy did I get some weird looks from people. You think they'd never seen a Toga Vampire before!!!!! Some people looked at me like I was mentally deranged or something. Of course, I take that as a compliment.

Friday was Hedoween. I missed the wet T-shirt contest (congrats Robyn on your big win) because I was craving a pumpkin at the picnic table. Hey, somebody had to do it!! Friday night was Hedoween. The show was one of the best I've seen there. Especially the guy who was dressed up as a gold drag queen. Laurel and I spend a lot of time in P-town on Cape Cod (where they have some of the worlds great drag queens in the summer) and he could have fit right in. The costume show was equally great. Unfortunately we had a lot of second place finishes this year. Carolyn, I still think you got robbed in the sexiest costume category. And we all know the prizes kinda sucked this year! Late Friday night was a historic event for Laurel and myself. Laurel and I are laying claim to being the first couple in Hedo3 history to have fucked on the roof of building 600. The stars are beautiful up there but it's not the most comfortable place to do it!!!!

Saturday and things are winding down. Our members are starting to leave and the Kinks are coming in. It's kinda sad but inevitable. We couldn't pull off the invasion of Breezes so we invaded the Prude pool Sat, afternoon. We shot water balloons from the waterslide deck at the main bar. Later we played the Prudes in volleyball. We lost but the Prudes cheated. You know how they are!!!!! Later that afternoon Rick, Brandi And I launched our last balloon attack from the roof of Bldg. 600. It was great!!!! Saturday night was another high point of the week and again it involved Mistress Vendetta. I decided that I wanted to get whipped by her to see what it's all about. After dinner we went near the stage and she whipped me three times with a whip that would make a snap!!! It hurt but I was glad I did it because it helped me understand what that thing is all about. After that the last night was quiet as it always seems to be.

Sunday we did the usual things you do on the last day. Pack, buy stuff for the kids, say good-bye, ect. Two things made the last day unique. One was on the bus ride to the airport I was able to have a real Jamaican pattie!! It was good. Second, to make a long story short, we almost missed our plane home even though we were at the airport in plenty of time. All I can say is don't believe what you see on the airport screen. If your plane is supposed to leave at 6:20, BE THERE AT THE GATE IN PLENTY OF TIME!!!!!!. They held the plane for us and we were the last two on the plane. Everyone on the plane gave us that "you stupid asshole" look that we give other people when they're late for the plane look. Laurel was drunk off her ass and kept flashing me and wanting to join the mile high club before we even took off. I was afraid they'd throw us off the plane before we took off. We flew thru customs back in Boston even though the drug dogs were smelling us. Now it's time to thank:

First of all Wild Walt and Champagne Cheryl: For all you do for us personally and for the group. Without you guys none of this would be possible

Robyn: You should win Miss Hedoween every year!! You also make this group go!!!

Rick: You were my choice for Mr. Hedoween! And I'm also promoting you to Vice-Admiral. I like the way you think

Andy & Cheryl: Andy, my partner in crime. We like you guys a lot. Thanx for the pic disc

Doug & Shelly: Thank god you didn't have to save me this time. We're old friends now and if Lau ever comes over to the dark side, maybe you'll get your Kyle Petty fantasy

Mistress Vendetta: AKA V , Thank you for the whipping, I do hope you laid into me, if not, next time. And thanx for the drinks and I have a hundred questions for you next time about Kink things.

Darlene & Randi: You two know our situation well. And Randi, It was great shooting balloons with you again.

Jim & Sarah: Jim, I love feeding you in the volleyball games. Sarah, love what you wear, or lack of it!!

Todd & Brandi: Brandi, great gunning on the roof. You have a bright future in the Nudie Navy

Troy & Holly: Holly, really sorry you got sick. I KNOW what that's like!! And Troy, thanx for explaining what it's like to live in South Dakota. I still don't get it but everyone's gotta be from someplace I guess

Don & Lori: Sorry about that A-Hole lady at the pool. If I was there when it happened I would have told her where to go!!!

Pete & Gayle: Like Shelly said, we want to be you guys when we grow up

Brian: Really enjoyed the Beatles talk.So much of what is said down there is superfisclious. It was fun to talk about something of substance, at least to us anyway

Chuck & Marci: It was great seeing you guys again and craving pumpkins with you and Lisa. Oh and tell Haywood that I have a surprise for him next time we see each other again.

Dave & Carolyn and Flyboy Harold & Shelly: It was great seeing you guys again. Especially you Carolyn!!!!!

Richard: It was good seeing you again. I really know what you're going thru at this point in your life and I know it isn't easy. Hang in there!!!

Tom & Michelle: Someday we'll figure out who you guys are!!!!!!!!!!!!

And special thanx to:

Michelle: Who takes real good care of us when we're there

Jeffery: The bartender at the Piano Bar. Superb service every night

Christopher: The bartender who always remembered "The Admiral"

Erol: The nighttime Nude Bartender. Hmmmmmmm Laurels Favorite!!!!!

and of course..... William the omelet man!!! Kevin Levee

give that man a raise!!! He deserves it!!!!!!!!!

The ECs, the housekeeping staff, water sports people, restaurant staff!!! Everyone except that guy who wouldn't let me steal the life preserver from the water slide for the Nude poll. FIRE THAT GUY!!

And last but not least, Laurel, who has to put up with me me behind closed doors, which believe me, you don't know what I can be like. She is my soulmate and " My Yoko"

That is all,

Admiral Andy




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