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The flights, the crazy bus ride, checking in. How many Jamaicans does it take to get your luggage on the bus? I couldn't keep up, but make sure you have at least $20 worth of ones in your pocket. Actually, have more than that if you plan on shopping. It gives you better bargaining leverage. This was one of the better trips as far as the air travel goes. Maybe some day the roads will be easier on the stomach. Check-in was smooth for us. We got a room in building 5, which is pretty quiet except for Wild Walt's horn. WoooooHoooooo!!!

Take anything you think you may need with regard to your health. Todd and I had lots of stomach medicines and such because you have to be prepared. We bought some powdered Gatorade and filled our Wild Bunch sippers with that every morning to help get over the night's partying and that helped a lot. It really kept us hydrated.

The weather was great except it seemed hotter than last year. A bit of rain was had, but mostly it was sunny.

It seems like they are always painting something, and the toilets worked sporadically. We had to call a few times to get the toilet fixed. The AC was great and there was hot water for us too. All the waterfalls were working this year. The bartender on the nude side needed to be a bit faster, but he tried. I think Serena needs to always be in the nude pool bar. She has the personality for it. The food was average to good. They still have not found the lower volume control for the disco. It seemed that the music got louder toward the end of the week and I forgot my earplugs. The music was much better this year than last. The day after Halloween the resort was messy and there were no clean towels anywhere. However, if you go to the Scotch Bonnet naked, the manager will definitely make sure to get you a towel. The EC's were fantastic. They did a great job trying to get everyone involved in the activities. Destiny and Bootylicious were cute and funny. Word of warning - the shaving cream stings your private areas and the nude oil wrestling is stinky because they use Crisco.

Todd and I want to thank everyone for being so awesome! We got to see some friends from last year and make new friends this year. This was one of the best trips we have had, considering we have only been to Hedo 3 twice. To Randi, Mike, Marci, Chuck, Lisa, and Charlie, thanks for sharing your dinnertime with us. We enjoyed it thoroughly. Holly, Troy, Shelly, and Dougie, it was great to have fun with you guys again. Leslie and Don, it was fun meeting you and dancing and stuff. Jeff and Brian, you guys are big sluts, but we wouldn't have it any other way. Darlene and Randy, thanks for all the shows, but I think Steve and Karen have you beat in that department. And congratulations to the happy couple. Thanks Steve and Karen for sharing your wedding day with us. Andy and Laurel, thanks for the chats and letting me partake in the water balloon launching. WooHooo! That was fun. Rick and Robyn, you both deserve the Mr. and Ms. Hedoween. You did great. Andy and Cheryl, Chris and Christy, I am sorry we didn't get to spend more time visiting with you all. You guys are super nice. Perhaps next time. Karl and Wendy, thanks for increasing our vocabulary with those fabulous British terms. Vendetta, we have a whole new respect for you and what you do. Thanks for letting us in on the things you do. Special kudos to Walt and Cheryl for making this trip one of the best. Any time you need help, let me know.

If we forgot anyone, so sorry. It's hard to remember anything when you have a permanent hangover! We are looking forward to our trip in October 2004 and hope to see many of you there.

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