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Trip Report Admiral Andy & Laurel Hedo-Ween Oct 26-2, 2002

Let me start out by saying that this was not the best trip to Jamaica I've ever had. Those of you that were there were aware of my medical condition and I shouldn't have even been there. But I gave it the old college try and lasted half a week. That doesn't mean that we didn't have some fun though. The flight in was good and got thru the airport in record time. Wearing the Wild Bunch shirts in was a great idea. It was m uch easier to spot all the members that way. The "Magical Mystery Tour" bus ride with the other 10 or 12 Wild Bunchers to the resort was fun. That was the first time going there that I've done that and we should coordinate that again in the future. Despite th e road construction we made decent time. Arrived at the resort and got taken care of in record time. Good thing because standing for me was a real problem. We started drinking before we got out of the lobby and kept it up 'till the wee hours of the morning. S aid hellos to old friends and new ones. That first nite was probably the best time I had there, although the extra curricular activities in the pool and hot tub was probably the reason I had to stay in bed all day Sunday. We did make it to dinner though and w atched the Kink Fashion show. That was defiantly a unique experience. Even though I was down and out, I'm glad Laurel had a great time Sunday nite doing her Champagne dances on the nude bar. Got up and around Monday but still wasn't very confortable. The naug hty gift exchange was fun. Went to the beach party after that for a while, then crashed. Tuesday I knew I was in trouble because I could barely walk. That was when the decision was made to go home early. Michelle got it set up for us to fly out the next day. Tuesday nite was another high point of this vacation when Susan got Michelle to arrange a personal visit to my room by Dita von Teese. Those of you who were there saw her performance that night and those who weren't can check out the cover of the Dec. issue o f Playboy. We also had our room judged for the Halloween room decorating contest that nite,which I found out after we got home that we won second prize. Flew home the next day after saying good bye to everyone and after viewing Walt, Cheryl, Chip and Anas' ei ght cheek moon salute at the fountain as we drove away. Had a good flight home and that was it. Now for recognition time:

Walter & Cheryl - You know we love you guys. Thanx for everything you do for us and the group and especially for getting the resort to judge my room before we left and Walt, for making my fantasy come true.( I can't wait to see th e pictures)

Acting Admiral Marci - Thanx for taking over the Nudie Navy in my absence and for the necklaces.

Seaman 1st class Chuck - Thanx for being my rum runner when I couldn't make it to the bar

Susan - Thanx for getting that idea for Dita to visit me and for laying in bed watching movies with me when I was lonely

Marshall - Thanx for the stock tips. You and I need to talk more about that later.

Chip - Thanx for being a great Gamemaster

Ana - Thanx for the lube job in the pool. Hopefully next time I will be able to enjoy the application better. And to both of you for being such good slaves to Laurel

Robyn - Thanx for the help down there and going with Laurel to the nurse. I'm really sorry about the missing gravestone. Won't happen again I promise

JD & Chris (see, I didn't call you Chrissy) - Thanx JD for the real good conversation at lunch and a real BIG thanx for bringing all those weapons. Come back in May when I'm healthy and we'll really soak them Prudes!! And yo u have no excuse after your big costume win. Congratulations!!!

Todd & Kathleen (le fluer rouge) - We really enjoyed having dinner with you guys at the beach party, and Todd, if there were more cops like you the world wouldn't be so screwed up.

Dave & Kathy - Hope you guys had a great time and the Fetish Fashion show was fun wasn't it? See you guys in Key West North soon.

Kevin - It was great meeting you and keep at it, I know you'll find what you're looking for.

Thanx to everyone who kept an eye out for Laurel while I was stuck in bed. It's not safe for a girl to be drunk and naked at 2am anywhere even at Hedo so it was conforting to know that the group takes care and watches out for ea ch other. Again Thanx

Thanx to all the rest of the Wild Bunch for making this "short" vacation more enjoyable.

And a BIG THANK YOU to all the naked Wild Bunch girls who jumped in my bed for my Fantasy picture. It was truly one of the highlights of the half week

Dita Von Teese - Thanx for taking the time to come visit me in my room. It was a real pleasure meeting you. And if you and Marilyn ever break up, I'll be in room 613

The Kinks - Thanx for the eye candy. You guys are great. It isn't quite "my thing" but I admire people who live on the edge of society Thanx to all the staff who make all of our stays at the resort great and especially:

Michelle - YOU ARE FANTASTIC!! Thanx for the excellent job at taking care of our group. You were better than advertised. and last but not least Thanx to William the omelet man. Breakfast wouldn't be breakfast without William

Dave, Carolyn, Richard, Dawn, Doug, And especially you Shelly(varoom) sorry we missed you guys. Catch you next time in paradise.

And of course, a BIG thank you to "my baby" Laurel for both taking care of me and for putting me out of commission after the first two nights.( Oh but it was worth it!!)

See you all in May 2003!!

That is all, Admiral Andy & Flygirl Laurel


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