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Admiral Andy and Laurel May 2002
So here we go, the report for the May 2002 Wild Bunch trip to Hedo3. Let me start out by saying that I'm not going to make comparisons to Hedo2 or describe the grounds and facilities. Go there and find out for yourselves. Laurel and I met some really great people and had a real fine time. Unfortunately the weather wasn't with us but we made the best of a bad situation. So lets start out day by day........... Sunday: Got up before daylight so we could get to the airport for all the security checks. Usually I get stopped and checked returning from Jamaica. Guess I look like a drug dealer. This time I got stopped and checked on the way out. Guess I look like a terr orist. Routine flight to Jamaica except that the seat right in front of me was broken and it reclined about 4 inches more than it should. The girl in front of me had her head in my lap almost the whole way. Normally I wouldn't complain about a women having he r head in my lap but she was facing the wrong way. Got thru customs, got thru the people trying to sell me weed, and on the bus. The bus driver was great!! He drove like a maniac so we got to the resort in record time.( A word to newbies, never look out the f ront window of the bus.) Met Walter and Cheryl in the lobby. Great to see you guys again. Thanks for the drinks Cheryl. Hung out by the pool. Tested out the "Funnellator." They were having some kind of contest on the prude side and we laid a water balloon rig ht on the judges table. It was great!!! Went to Pasterfaris for a group dinner and crashed after that. It was a long day and I didn't want to do the same stupid thing I did last year on the first nite.
Monday: Great day!! Started out the day with an omelet from William the omelet man. More on him later. Hung out at the pool. Did our one and only slide run of the week (the weather, you know),played pool volleyball, then got ready for 70's nite. Unfortunatly ,what I didn't do Sunday nite I did Monday nite. Had dinner and the last thing I remember was answering questions in the old songs contest. I don't remember the dance contest, pictures with Lacy, Laurel and Matt, and stealing Hedobucks from the basket. Next t hing I remember was waking up on a lounge chair by the nude pool with Laurel and Cheryl lying on top of me. Sobered up and put Laurel to bed after her party with Cheryl.
Tuesday: A lost day. After several attempts to eat, we finally made it down to the pool by 4:30. Things picked up at the PJ party. Laurel and I won the best dressed couple.
Wedsnday: It rained!!
Thursday: It rained!! But we had a great party in the Piano Bar. Throwing water balloons at people down below, strip blackjack, body shots, and.......naked twister!!!Definatly a unique experience!! Hey Curt!! Right hand penis!! LOL Toga party tha t nite. It was a lot of fun. Curt and I tied for best Roman toga. Kim finally made it from Miami!!
Friday: weather was still shitty but we party on. Friday was invasion day. We couldn't carry out the original invasion plans so we improvised. Instead of invading the beach we invaded the wet T-shirt contest. Crazy Shawn was not going to stop us. On to the lobby then the Quad. Wasn't exactly what we planned but we had fun. Costume party that nite. Piano Bar after that. The place was packed but Dawn did a great job bartending."I'll have the usual Dawn"
Saturday: Cloudy and rain again. But Bill the Bombardier was on a mission. "Lets bomb the prudes" Hit this poor guy right in the head while he was carrying a drink. I think we went to the Japanese restaurant Sat. nite(might have been Friday nite, who knows)
Sunday: Time to leave. Damn. Drinking Bloody Marys "till it's time to leave. Had a good time with Curt and Lana and Randy and Leather at Margaritaville at the airport till it was time to leave. Rough flight (flying thru all the shit we had in Jam aica all week) but the smoothest landing I've ever felt. Kudos to the pilot.(Harold,you would have appreciated it) Now a few shout outs to some of the Wild Bunchers:
Walter & Cheryl: Thanx for all the work you do with the web site, T shirts, E-mails ect. You guys are the heart of the group.
Curt & Lana: Thanks for the great job as chat room moderators and Thanx Curt for all the help in pulling off the invasion
Harold & Shelly: Thanx for the good job as countdown guy and for the flying talk and thanx Shelly for the $10 bill trick at the piano bar
Bill & Carol: Bill the Bombardeer,thanx for the great bombing runs on the prudes and thanx Carol for making my left hand very happy at the shower challenge
Dave & Carolyn: Thanx for the good times at the piano bar and the hot bartending by Carolyn
Richard & Dawn: Thanx for the cool sex toy swap party and great bartending job by Dawn. I always wanted to walk into a bar and ask for "the usual"
Dana (The Snoot King) & Bev: Thanx for being good natured after busting your ass about the mighty Super Bowl win by the Patriots over the Rams
Chuck & Marcie: Thanx for adding a lot of fun to the group and especially for that great invention "The Funnellator"
Gary & Helen: Thanx for the info on England (A place I really want to visit someday)
Matt & Greta: I'm not much of a hockey fan but it was fun busting Matts ass about the Red Wings, and the thong at the Pj party, and the hot bod contest ect.
Ty & Sue: Thanx Ty for hanging our invasion flag up over the nude bar.(none of us could reach it)
Randy & Darlene: Thanx Randy for being a fantastic gunner on the water balloon bomb squad!!
Liz: Thanx for the solo water slide on the last day there. It defiantly spiced up the lunch hour
Kim: Thanx for the attempt at the Konga line. A lot of events didn't go as planned this time but next time I'll be right behind you.
Jim & Barb: Thanx Barb for being my naked twister partner. It sure was a memorable experience
Mike & Eileen: Thanx for being a great gamemaster and for the cool water gun you brought for the invasion
Also thanx to Joe & Kathryn (Ups & Downs),Wilson & Debbie, Kevin & Stacey, the unknown couple who invaded with us and all the rest
Also special thanx to Christine,Leslie,Antoniette,Charmine, and last but not least, The one and only William the omelet man(that man deserves a big raise (are you listening Mr.Levee?)) And a special thank you to Laurel, my Yoko, for still having sex with me even after getting that G spot vibrator in the sex toy swap party Here's hoping that some of the people who had problems with certain people on this trip can work it out at least in their minds if nothing else and all the people from this trip and the people from last Octobers trip can get together for th e next big trip in May 2003. I've got some unusual things planned for that one!!! 'till then, Admiral Andy